👉 "Lb blood cells? That's like saying there's a whole lot of life left in a vat of sludge that's been sitting around for decades, but it's not exactly a blood bank or a spa day. Think of it as the superhero version of a 'ick man's body,' complete with warriors (red blood cells) ready to fight, but more likely just trying to survive its own, um, apocalyptic situation.
Example sentence: "The detective couldn't find the thief - his blood cell count was alarmingly low, suggesting someone had been secretly sneaking into the lab to steal rare bone marrow for their 'uper soldier' serum."
